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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:07 AM
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Originally posted by tritium_pie

and most important, how many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?

stormtrooper sez: "4 - one to blast the old light buld, 2 to carry in a new one, 1 to screw it in."
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:08 AM
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Originally posted by JustAyoungMC
who is your father?
stormtrooper sez: "I don't know my father."
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:10 AM
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Originally posted by morgan
Hey Stormtrooper....Why are you guys such lousy shots...? You couldn't hit the broadside of a starship, much less Chewy and the gang...?????????????
stormtrooper sez: "we are actually very good shots, chewy and the gang specifically are excellent fighters and should be respected. Also keep in mind they like to hide behind stuff alot, and also run around corners. Stormtroopers generally stand out in the open because it's hard to see around corners in this helmet. Just watch the opening sequence of A New Hope. We really ruined those rebel's afternoon."
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:14 AM
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Do stormtroopers have feelings too?
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:15 AM
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Originally posted by EvoVII
Do stormtroopers have feelings too?
stormtrooper sez: "we most certainly do. Many think we are just unemotional clones. And, at first, that was true. But a lot has changed since the original clonetroopers. Many stormtroopers are just your average blue-collar worker called up for active duty since all these rebels started causing so much trouble. We are just trying to make the galaxy a nice place to live."
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 10:59 AM
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Dear Mr. Trooper

how do you think SWG will run with a Pentium4 3g, 1g twinx ddr ram, SATA hard drive, with a d 256 ddr 8x video card?
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 11:27 AM
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Hey, storm trooper guy ..... reckon you can deal with this ??
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 12:20 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Roku_F20C
[B]Dear Mr. Trooper
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 12:20 PM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james
Hey, storm trooper guy ..... reckon you can deal with this ??
stormtrooper sez: " Rebel hippie scum "
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 01:02 PM
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pee wee sez: ""TEEQUILAA!! HAHA! HAH! HAHAAH! "
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