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Old Nov 10, 2008 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 10 2008, 10:54 AM
I suppose that's worth mentioning, although I'd like to believe E&M is a little smarter than that.
He did click the link in your signature.
Old Nov 10, 2008 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Nov 10 2008, 11:37 AM
I thought he had all that before the badge thing.
In all likelihood, he would have overcome his self-inflicted douchebag status and become a contributing , maybe even earning a PWA badge some day. But not now.
Old Nov 10, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Nov 10 2008, 12:14 PM
He did click the link in your signature.
Touche.
Old Nov 10, 2008 | 03:16 PM
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What advice does Tunkie have for man who want to eat the tang, but not want for the tang to smell like da wang?
Old Nov 10, 2008 | 03:44 PM
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Eat the tang before sticking it with the wang.
Old Nov 10, 2008 | 03:51 PM
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Old Nov 10, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Nov 10 2008, 04:16 PM
What advice does Tunkie have for man who want to eat the tang, but not want for the tang to smell like da wang?
I'm confused. . . a little bit.

If it smells like your wang, that's merely a procedural issue (lick it before you stick it).

If it smells like somebody else's wang. Get up and leave. Make an appointment for a test.

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out!

If I'm prepping my own previous worksite for second shift; I have no issue.
Old Nov 11, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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Unkie trunkie, I want to move to Maui for a little while. How do I convince the Mrs. to let me.
Old Nov 11, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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Oh yeah, by me I mean her and the kids too.
Old Nov 11, 2008 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Nov 11 2008, 09:16 AM
Unkie trunkie, I want to move to Maui for a little while. How do I convince the Mrs. to let me.
Easy way: Start a practice there. She has a job too, no? Help her find one there too. Make a smooth transition, with the intent of squeezing all y'all into ~1100-1700 sq. ft.

Hard way: Sell all your shit, put the house up for sale (and wait. . . and wait. . . and. . . ) and just go.

My suggestion: get a gig with the health colonies on Molokai. Rent a sensible hut. Live simply and enjoy.



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