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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:11 PM
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FFS somebody delete this post
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:12 PM
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What does FFS mean?
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:14 PM
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I think he should pitch this to Jerry Springer's people. Have your machine call his machine.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 8 2009, 12:50 PM
Unkie, FFS, WTF is going on with all the fail around here.
Beats the shit outta me.

I go out, get myself two tasty Vietnamese sammiches, and come back to this horseshit.

Hazelwood, I don't know what the fuck you did, but stop it!!!!

zdave, calm the fuck down and stop making faces at Hazelwood!!!
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 8 2009, 12:50 PM
Trunkie, if someone doesn't trust their girlfriend around person X, is person X the problem?
The girlfriend is almost always the problem. If she can't set clear boundaries with certain people, then dump her ass.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:36 PM
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It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:10 PM
I'll post mine but shorten it slightly (without the usage of zdave's actual sexual orientation):
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What should I do?
Hit it and quit it.

The chick has issues, not the least of which being a poor choice in friends.

I mean, I love her but at the same time, what kind of love is it when you can't trust your mate?
If you love her, you're simply being complicit in your own oppression. Really. I mean, care about her well-being, but stay the fuck away from her. She's poison. She's good for a couple of good lays. . . and that's it.

You have too much going on to have a real girlfriend. Stop it.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:36 PM
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
I am the Walrus.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:37 PM
The chick has issues, not the least of which being a poor choice in friendsmen.
Fixed that for you.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:38 PM
Fixed that for you.
I was trying to be somewhat nice to Hazelwood.



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