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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:25 PM
Beats the shit outta me.

I go out, get myself two tasty Vietnamese sammiches, and come back to this horseshit.

Hazelwood, I don't know what the fuck you did, but stop it!!!!

zdave, calm the fuck down and stop making faces at Hazelwood!!!
reading this answer gave me a few good 's














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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:44 PM
who will ask the last ? today?
That's more for you to decide, not me.

I'll just try to answer the questions as they come.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:37 PM
You have too much going on to have a real girlfriend. Stop it.
He treats objects like women!
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:49 PM
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why dosen't Mr. w give us puns any longer? I miss them
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:37 PM
Hit it and quit it.

The chick has issues, not the least of which being a poor choice in friends.



She is a slut and a liar!
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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All I can come up with is 2/3rds of a pun anymore... P. U.!
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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P_C ****ed her last week, he'd know.
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:49 PM
why dosen't Mr. w give us puns any longer? I miss them
Because, like anything involving comedy. . . it's all about timing. . . wait for it. . .
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 8 2009, 04:10 PM
I'll post mine but shorten it slightly (without the usage of zdave's actual sexual orientation):



Remember about a week ago I was worried about my ex's well-being when I saw police cars, ambulances and fire fighters racing up her street at the same time she stopped texting/calling me? Well, my ex (or current g/f if you will because we're somewhat together still) was actually ignoring my phone calls and not responding to my text messages due to our constant arguments of her having a homosexual bestfriend who is clearly attempting to break us up.
She said she spent the five days she was missing at her dad's house because she knew I would come over and try to talk to her about the problem I have with her bestfriend. She decided she wants to be with me and will no longer hang out with her bestfriend; however, the guy lives two houses away from her, so it's not like he or she can't visit the other without me knowing.

Here is the main problem, though:

A few months back, this guy claimed that my girl cheated on me at a party; however, while telling me the nonsense, he couldn't keep the story straight. He went from "she was drunk and he was sober" to "he was drunk and she was sober." When I questioned my girl about it, she said that he was lying and clearly attempting to break us up because he hates the idea of her and I dating. She promised she would stop hanging out with him.
This past December, I caught the two hanging out at her house as he was leaving. I got mad, we argued and I left. Then I found out the gay guy was attempting to hook my girl up with a friend of his. I asked my girlfriend about it, she said she didn't know the other guy's intentions and assumed he was just a new friend. We broke up, but then she called me two days later and said that she promises that she won't speak to either of them again.
I found out she was speaking to the gay guy again, argued with her, she went to her dad's place for five days, came back, acted like nothing happened, I took her back, but now I don't trust her...

What should I do?

I mean, I love her but at the same time, what kind of love is it when you can't trust your mate?

Okay, that's all.
Date the homosexual?
Old Jan 8, 2009 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 8 2009, 01:26 PM
The girlfriend is almost always the problem. If she can't set clear boundaries with certain people, then dump her ass.



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