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From: SJC
Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA' date='Jan 9 2009, 11:18 AM
Unkie trunkie what will grocery shoping be like tonight?
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Originally Posted by dead-bird' date='Jan 10 2009, 12:55 PM
Why don't we hear Zappa on the radio?
That said, my friends spun Joe's Garage in college.
Not-so-easy-answer: Programming Manager's have a black list. After the "Cruising with Reuben and The Jets" fiasco, Zappa was put on there.
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 11 2009, 12:26 AM
Mr. U. Trunkie,
Former female friend heard of my recent break-up with slutty ex. Former female friend and I haven't spoken for nearly two years because she didn't approve of my ex, so I told her to not speak to me any more. Former female friend invited to take me out (not a date, just as friends) to a movie in order to cheer me up and apologize for being an ass when I was still nice to her.
Former female friend admitted she is sexually attracted to me. I want to have sexual intercourse with former female friend. She won't have sex unless I commit to her in a relationship; she is still a virgin. I just want sex, no relationship.
Two choices:
1) Should I date her and see if I do end up liking her anyway
or
2) Should I tell her that I'm not looking into getting in another relationship just yet?
P.S: I know that by the time you read this and reply, I'll have already told her my decision but I want to know what you would've done in the same situation.
Former female friend heard of my recent break-up with slutty ex. Former female friend and I haven't spoken for nearly two years because she didn't approve of my ex, so I told her to not speak to me any more. Former female friend invited to take me out (not a date, just as friends) to a movie in order to cheer me up and apologize for being an ass when I was still nice to her.
Former female friend admitted she is sexually attracted to me. I want to have sexual intercourse with former female friend. She won't have sex unless I commit to her in a relationship; she is still a virgin. I just want sex, no relationship.
Two choices:
1) Should I date her and see if I do end up liking her anyway
or
2) Should I tell her that I'm not looking into getting in another relationship just yet?
P.S: I know that by the time you read this and reply, I'll have already told her my decision but I want to know what you would've done in the same situation.
High applause
is due to you sir for admitting up front you're going to do whatever stupid-ass thing you're going to do, and are only checking in with me as quid-pro-quo.Obviously, tell her that you have no desire to be in ANY relationship until you're 25. You've got bigger fish to fry; school, developing the store's business, and the saving of time and money related to that.
You have a few choices:
1. Lie to her about the relationship, and get the fresh 'tater. She wasn't talking to you before, now she'll definitely not talk to you.
2. Get into a relationship with her and live with a little girl that will not have to grow up, because she's found all the ATM and sperm bank she needs. . . that is, until she thinks she can get more from somewhere else. . .
3. Tell her up front about your need to not be in a relationship. However, you can spin this in your favor and tell her that she can sleep with some guy that might lie to her, or she can sleep with some guy that'll tell her the truth. Also with this sell, is the notion that you're doing the right thing for the kind of life you want to lead. . . including having a wife and kids at some seriously later date. . . Trust me, she'll consider giving it up on the off chance that she can change you to just be with her.
4. Just tap an older woman that'll appreciate some stamina, and doesn't give rat's-ass-one about much anything else. This is the path of least resistance, and potential satisfaction. Give her a good crack in the ass and tell her to get the toys out; and give you a show. Hell, you might get a sammich out of it if you really deliver.
