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Old Jan 12, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 12 2009, 10:49 AM
Oh, btw, just to let you know, I found another girl.
What's his name?
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr' date='Jan 12 2009, 07:09 AM
Why am I being stalked?
Why not?

You have a stable income. momma bait in it's finest form.

Chicks want what they can't have.

It's great when you want the chick around. . . but there are some after-effects. Like restraining orders.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 12 2009, 09:17 AM
Unkie,

You seem to have come full circle on the issue of older women (#4), is this a new trend?
Your statements are under the assumption that what's good for Hazelwood is good for me.

In Hazelwood's case, a 32-year-old nympho is exactly what he needs. The same 32-year-old would look at me, and instantly turn into a problem (of the nakdboardr variety )

And this is interesting....Get into a relationship with her and live with a little girl that will not have to grow up, because she's found all the ATM and sperm bank she needs. . . that is, until she thinks she can get more from somewhere else. . . Backstory???
None from me personally. However, I do pay attention to what my friends and acquaintances go through. . .
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by problem_child' date='Jan 12 2009, 10:07 AM
unkie?
Know what you want to ask before pressing the "post" button. FFS!
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 12 2009, 10:48 AM
She looked like she was upset but didn't sound like she usually does when something makes her sad/mad/whatever. She told me that she still wants to be my friend, even though we both admitted it'd be awkward now that I know she has feelings for me and she knows I don't have any for her.
We're still friends, I guess, but I don't know if she really feels comfortable speaking to me now.
That's her problem, innit?

That said, don't you wish you had waited to hear my sales pitch?
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 12 2009, 10:49 AM
Oh, btw, just to let you know, I found another girl.


Stay the F away from Coco!!!!

Seriously though, you're young, you've got a little cash coming in, you're in school, and you've got a car.

Lay pipe like there's no tomorrow.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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How many pecks of pickled pickles, must peter pumpkin-eater pick?
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 12 2009, 11:54 AM
How many pecks of pickled pickles, must peter pumpkin-eater pick?
Today? Seven.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by UmarS2K' date='Jan 12 2009, 01:49 PM
It's not like I'm sleeping around with everybody.
Try harder.
Old Jan 12, 2009 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by VAD' date='Jan 12 2009, 05:15 PM
Try harder.
But remember to keep a supply of fresh latex, a small Maglite, and your sense of smell.



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