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Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by minako,Jan 31 2007, 03:15 PM
Apples are good. What is the best kind of apple?
First off, you'll notice that Unkie 8D and Wicky J. Wickmeisterbrau concur on many things.

In this case:

Eating apples = braeburns
Cooking = Granny Smith. . . although a mix of Granny Smith and Bramley's rock (when you can get Bramley's)

While we're here, just a quick reminder:

2 big bottles of Martinelli's juice
2 bottles of Martinelli's cider

Boil up to a running boil, then add:
1 Cup of sugar
10 Cinnamon sticks in a bundle
1 750ml ("a fifth") of Everclear

Cool. Set in Fridge over night. . . prepare for tomorrow.
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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Apple Pie Shot

1 part vodka
1 part apple Cider
1 part cinnamon schnapps
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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braeburns and grannies are also both good in a pie
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:44 PM
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sliced thin with the skins left on
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jan 31 2007, 03:12 PM
I was pissed earlier, right after I was depressed, but shit worked out, and now I'm eating an apple.
Good of you to take initiative for your mental well-being.

By the way Wicky: Sasquatch.
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:48 PM
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Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Jan 31 2007, 03:16 PM
Fuji, by a longshot

+ Gouda cheese = sensual delight
Whilst checking my Apple Pie facts. . . I came across an interesting nugget:

Apple and Cheese pie - Sweet Apples plus Sharp Cheddar Cheese

I'd appreciate it if Wicky would go to The Pie Research facility and do what he does best.
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Jan 31 2007, 03:44 PM
Apple Pie Shot

1 part vodka
1 part apple Cider
1 part cinnamon schnapps
Or you could just have Stroh Jaegertee and just cut to the chase.
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 31 2007, 06:51 PM
Or you could just have Stroh Jaegertee and just cut to the chase.
Not familiar with said libation.
Old Jan 31, 2007 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by s2ko,Jan 31 2007, 03:53 PM
Not familiar with said libation.
http://www.internetwines.com/rws18538.html

Ignore the "mix with hot water or tea" bit. . . just shoot it: Christmas spices in a glass (and potent enough to sneak up on you)

Unkie 8D reccommends that you have one before, and one after, each liter of beer you drink.


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