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Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:55 PM
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Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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Bean. . . listen, your girlfriend came over to talk to me the other day, and she asked me "What do I do? Bean is a pedophile!!!"

I said, "Jeez! 'Pedophile' is an awfully big word for a 10 year old."
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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What are you doing picking up my gf from school in the first place you pedo!
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Feb 7 2007, 01:57 PM
What are you doing picking up my gf from school in the first place you pedo!
Dude, I was just there for my second job: selling candy from the back of my white van.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:04 PM
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Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 7 2007, 01:58 PM
Dude, I was just there for my second job: selling candy from the back of my white van.
You bastard!
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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I seem to get a lot of flack for that job. . . I think it's the target demographic. I should probably just get back to selling to Automotive Internet Fleet Sales Managers.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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If you turn an Oriental man around 3 times... does he get disoriented?
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:30 PM
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I don't know. However, I do know:

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do.
Old Feb 7, 2007 | 01:31 PM
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Confucious say: Man on toilet is high on pot. Is this true?



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