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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 28 2007, 02:05 PM
Unkie 8, where can I find the perfect woman?
Most women are as perfect as most men. There may be a perfect woman for you, but there is no such thing as a perfect woman.
Also, I already gave you the 8D prediction/plan:
No. You're going to go and reinvent yourself. You're gonna buck for that promotion and become shop rep. You're gonna get the perks.
Then, and only then, may you be in a lasting relationship; because after that, you'll truly love the skin you're in.
Until then, you're gonna get more ass than a toilet seat, and more 'tater than Ore-Ida.
Then, and only then, may you be in a lasting relationship; because after that, you'll truly love the skin you're in.
Until then, you're gonna get more ass than a toilet seat, and more 'tater than Ore-Ida.
1. Work hard, work smart, and work for you.
2. Any woman that gives you
is not worth it.3. It may be a long road until you find your soulmate.
4. Given #3, enjoy the ride.
5. If you can't do #4, chances are there may be something wrong with her, but there's definitely something wrong with you.
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 28 2007, 02:05 PM
Unkie 8, where can I find the perfect woman?
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From: Lake Stevens, WA
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 28 2007, 02:17 PM
FFS!
Most women are as perfect as most men. There may be a perfect woman for you, but there is no such thing as a perfect woman.
Also, I already gave you the 8D prediction/plan:
So, to summarize:
1. Work hard, work smart, and work for you.
2. Any woman that gives you is not worth it.
3. It may be a long road until you find your soulmate.
4. Given #3, enjoy the ride.
5. If you can't do #4, chances are there may be something wrong with her, but there's definitely something wrong with you.
Most women are as perfect as most men. There may be a perfect woman for you, but there is no such thing as a perfect woman.
Also, I already gave you the 8D prediction/plan:
So, to summarize:
1. Work hard, work smart, and work for you.
2. Any woman that gives you
is not worth it.3. It may be a long road until you find your soulmate.
4. Given #3, enjoy the ride.
5. If you can't do #4, chances are there may be something wrong with her, but there's definitely something wrong with you.
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From: Lake Stevens, WA
Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 28 2007, 02:20 PM
Oh, and lest I actually answer the question. . . the perfect woman for YOU, right now, is probably in Colombia or Venezuela based on the anecdotal evidence provided to me and my staff.
