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Old Apr 25, 2007 | 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Apr 25 2007, 12:27 AM



Unkie 8D,
i think im gonna buy a boat. What should i name it?
"depth charge"
Old Apr 25, 2007 | 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Apr 24 2007, 11:27 PM



Unkie 8D,
i think im gonna buy a boat. What should i name it?
Hmmm, this is difficult.

I'm gonna need more information.

What kind of boat?
How big is it?
How did you get the cashola for it?


If all else fails, name it "Scurvydawg."
Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 25 2007, 07:58 AM
Hmmm, this is difficult.

I'm gonna need more information.

What kind of boat?
How big is it?
How did you get the cashola for it?


If all else fails, name it "Scurvydawg."



i apologize for a lack of info.... I purchased this boat last weekend from this 75 year old man in front of AT&T park. He talked me into buying this piece of $hit by telling me how I can catch Bond's record breaking baseball

Now that I bought it, I need a name for it. should I repaint it? a motor? Please help.
Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:17 AM
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You'll need. . . .




























. . . paddles!

Seriously, you'll want paddles.

Oh, and I wouldn't bother naming it (it's a raft). However, if you HAVE to name it, name it "Floater." I don't think it can support a motor (the rear doesn't have a board, does it?), or, if can support a motor, it'll be one of those .5hp jobbers (tiny trolling motor).

Oh, and don't repaint it.
Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:18 AM
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PADDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 25 2007, 08:17 AM
Oh, and I wouldn't bother naming it (it's a raft).
that!!!

its my first boat... i MUST name it.


any girly name for my baby boat? if not, Floater will do
Old Apr 25, 2007 | 08:26 AM
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Old May 16, 2007 | 10:52 AM
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i'm asking for a friend!
how do you turn a girl down easily when, at first, she said she didn't want a formal relationship but is now pushing for things like kisses in public and going out to eat when you are unwilling (shes probably pushing moreso bc women like 'challenge', but i am seriously uninterested in any relationship). it cannot cause conflict because if it causes conflict, it might possibly back fire on you by having too many people in your business finding out who you've been talking to, when in actuality you'd rather it all be Very discreet.
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college situation, sorority girl. your big chance for some advice 'unkie'!



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