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Dec 20, 2007 | 01:09 PM

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The Raptor

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What are the world records for splooge launch height and distance?

Dec 20, 2007 | 01:13 PM

#542

The Raptor

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What are the world records for splooge launch height and distance?

Dec 20, 2007 | 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 20 2007, 02:09 PM

What are the world records for splooge launch height and distance?

High and far.

Dec 20, 2007 | 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 20 2007, 02:13 PM

What are the world records for splooge launch height and distance?

You just asked that.

Dec 20, 2007 | 05:51 PM

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Do I have the flu or was it bad yogurt?

Dec 21, 2007 | 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Dec 20 2007, 06:51 PM

Do I have the flu or was it bad yogurt?

You have the Ho-Chih-Minh-Two-step from bad yogurt, AND you have a light flu.

Dec 21, 2007 | 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 20 2007, 04:28 PM

Red Velvet suit with cuffs and a big bushy beard? Shit yeah he's a "bear."

I am still

Dec 21, 2007 | 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by nakdboardr,Dec 21 2007, 03:49 AM

I am still

Oh FFS NB! A "bear" is a gay man who is portly and usually has a beard and/or a lot of hair in general.

I'm apparently a bear-hunter's dream date. I found this out the annoying way; there was a lot of "I'm here with my GIRLFRIEND. . . yeah, I put my penis in her. . . A LOT. . . " involved that evening.