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Old Jan 2, 2008 | 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 2 2008, 11:33 AM
Here:

That is, if you meant methane.
Raymo,

For 2008 you'll get a case of the Ho-Chi-Minh two-step, but you'll have no idea why or from what.
Old Jan 2, 2008 | 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 2 2008, 04:44 PM
Raymo,

For 2008 you'll get a case of the Ho-Chi-Minh two-step, but you'll have no idea why or from what.
Well I considered the obvious then the Goog but still couldn't reconcile the hcmtc so I'll have to assume the recent 5 star review of my colon will trump your Celtic or more likely semi-Satanic intentions for my bowels.

You know the way I say my a's, my e's...

btw-I sharted on the way to the restaurant after the colon scope so my expertise may be at issue.
Old Jan 2, 2008 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 2 2008, 03:48 PM
Well I considered the obvious then the Goog but still couldn't reconcile the hcmtc so I'll have to assume the recent 5 star review of my colon will trump your Celtic or more likely semi-Satanic intentions for my bowels.

You know the way I say my a's, my e's...

btw-I sharted on the way to the restaurant after the colon scope so my expertise may be at issue.
Leave your colon in my hands.
Old Jan 2, 2008 | 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 2 2008, 06:58 PM
Leave your colon in my hands.
Uh-uh.

Waking up to the doctor telling me "I wish my colon was as clean as yours" freaked me out to the extent I'll probably pass on the next scheduled invasion 10 years hence.

So forgive me if I pass on your offer.
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 2 2008, 04:20 PM
Uh-uh.

Waking up to the doctor telling me "I wish my colon was as clean as yours" freaked me out to the extent I'll probably pass on the next scheduled invasion 10 years hence.

So forgive me if I pass on your offer.
Shut up and eat some Jeff Foxworthy Beef Jerky.
Old Jan 3, 2008 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 2 2008, 04:20 PM
Uh-uh.

Waking up to the doctor telling me "I wish my colon was as clean as yours" freaked me out to the extent I'll probably pass on the next scheduled invasion 10 years hence.

So forgive me if I pass on your offer.
at lead during the rectal, he didnt stand behind you and say, look I'm annaly probing you using no hands.
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jan 3 2008, 01:55 PM
at lead during the rectal, he didnt stand behind you and say, look I'm annaly probing you using no hands.
I can't say for sure that he didn't. I was unconscious during the procedure.

What's annaly?
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Old Jan 3, 2008 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jan 3 2008, 10:55 AM
at lead during the rectal, he didnt stand behind you and say, look I'm annaly probing you using no hands.
This brings up a very important point: always be mindful of where the doctor's hands are at all time.

Also, a good gag is to sneak into your buddy's exam and put both of your hands on your buddy's shoulders. However, check with the doc before you do it.
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jan 2 2008, 10:30 AM
How big are the TVs?
I've not seen larger than 20" in the cells.



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