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From: SJC
Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 18 2008, 01:02 PM
You sure about that Unkie?
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 18 2008, 03:30 PM
Yes, if all the Karmic punishment in the Universe were weighed upon WSB, then he'd actually be successful at surviving the onslaught.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 17 2008, 11:41 PM
Well, either Gary has a name for his schlong, or he's as big a fan of The Bloodhound Gang as I.
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jan 18 2008, 01:02 PM
You sure about that Unkie?
And Raj, the stutter is much better. But now you're incoherent.
And Raj, the stutter is much better. But now you're incoherent.
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Jan 18 2008, 11:58 PM
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
I was lonelier than Kunta Kente at a Merle Haggard concert the night I strolled into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty five had came and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Her name was Russell.