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Old Apr 4, 2008 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Apr 4 2008, 04:38 PM
ask the man
His advice stinks.
Old Apr 6, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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But it consistently stinks.
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How many does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Apr 7 2008, 08:56 AM
How many does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


3 (the standard answer) + 1 more to create waste for Raptor to clean up.
Old Apr 7, 2008 | 09:33 AM
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im on a diet. What would be a healthy snack between meal?
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Does everyone have at least 1 uncle who you don't let near the kids?
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Apr 7 2008, 09:33 AM
im on a diet. What would be a healthy snack between meal?
Might I state your first issue is that your should have multiple meals during the course of the day. 3-5 meals are ideal.

For those in-between snacks, make sure that they are about 100 calories or so. Fruit, unsalted almonds, yogurt, and cottage cheese are all good ideas.
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Apr 7 2008, 12:57 PM
Does everyone have at least 1 uncle who you don't let near the kids?
Now that I'm here, yes.

Actually, there's moderate jest in that; I was a public school teacher for 6 years, and left the profession because I couldn't stand the adults (the kids were mostly alright).
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Apr 7 2008, 01:00 PM
For those in-between snacks, make sure that they are about 100 calories or so. Fruit, unsalted almonds, yogurt, and cottage cheese are all good ideas.
how about sunflower seeds?




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