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Old May 9, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,May 9 2008, 01:45 PM
Should I call my favorite uncle and wish him a happy Motha's day?
Certainly! He might be confused, but he'll appreciate the thought. Bonus if you're tanked while calling him.
Old May 12, 2008 | 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jan 31 2007, 03:41 PM
First off, you'll notice that Unkie 8D and Wicky J. Wickmeisterbrau concur on many things.

In this case:

Eating apples = braeburns
Cooking = Granny Smith. . . although a mix of Granny Smith and Bramley's rock (when you can get Bramley's)

While we're here, just a quick reminder:

2 big bottles of Martinelli's juice
2 bottles of Martinelli's cider

Boil up to a running boil, then add:
1 Cup of sugar
10 Cinnamon sticks in a bundle
1 750ml ("a fifth") of Everclear

Cool. Set in Fridge over night. . . prepare for tomorrow.
aint that special
Old May 12, 2008 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ,May 12 2008, 07:23 AM
aint that special
It's okay. I learned while a counselor at Bible Camp.

Now this. . . this is special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
Old May 13, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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my favorite, is extra old stock, freeze half the bottle.
Old May 13, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by INTJ,May 13 2008, 10:32 AM
my favorite, is extra old stock, freeze half the bottle.
I like the Vodka frozen, but everything else should be cool room temperature to mix with . . . mixers.

NEXT QUESTION!!!!!!!!
Old May 13, 2008 | 12:29 PM
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do I smell a BITSA?
Old May 13, 2008 | 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,May 13 2008, 12:29 PM
do I smell a BITSA?
Yes. Yes you do.

Wicky, prepare the rofls
Old May 13, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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got my rofls in a row



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Old May 13, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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Now, see folks. . . that ^ is sexy.
Old May 13, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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Too sexy by far...



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