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Old Jun 9, 2008 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 8 2008, 09:39 PM
I appreciate Dave trying to field this one, but he didn't quite add that Unkie Trunkie style.

The answer is, if you paused to ask, you've waited too long.

To elaborate: they are interested in you because you can provide a reliable penis, a and certain zest they've been long since missing from older guys. Don't forget to spank them and remind them they are naughty naughty girls.
This cougar is hunting me right now so I have not lost out
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jun 9 2008, 04:39 AM
Hey!

They got pills for that now you know!

At least that's what I hear.
They have pills for 2 kids and a stifling mortgage payment?
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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did you get my voicemail Saturday?
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by bahula03,Jun 9 2008, 12:46 PM
did you get my voicemail Saturday?
I did in fact, get your voicemail while I was in rehearsal Saturday mid-day. I'd have called you back, except I had to get my ass to the concert hall for a rehearsal and concert that night.

Old Jun 9, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 9 2008, 03:51 PM
They have pills for 2 kids and a stifling mortgage payment?
That would be the cyanide.

I thought we were supposed to be asking the questions.
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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r u gonna be in town between June 27-29th?
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Jun 9 2008, 01:29 PM
That would be the cyanide.

I thought we were supposed to be asking the questions.
Sometimes I teach using more Socratic methods.
Old Jun 9, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Jun 9 2008, 01:33 PM
r u gonna be in town between June 27-29th?
Your Unkie Trunkie will be on vacation, and will not be in San Jose at that time.
Old Jun 11, 2008 | 11:35 AM
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boooooooooo!!!~~!!!
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Jun 11 2008, 11:35 AM
boooooooooo!!!~~!!!
You're the one choosing to come up here at the last minute without consulting with me. This cruise has been planned a year in advance!

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