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Old May 8, 2010 | 04:34 AM
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Unkie, did you know this was left wide open by Brant?
Old May 8, 2010 | 06:22 AM
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Unk, why does it still stink after I courtesy flush?
Old May 8, 2010 | 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,May 8 2010, 04:34 AM
Unkie, did you know this was left wide open by Brant?
Technically, it was held wide open by me. . . but seeing as no question was asked, I wasn't going to post.

Here's my actual answer:
Old May 8, 2010 | 09:29 AM
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Whats 2 + 2 ?
Old May 8, 2010 | 10:01 AM
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Why o why?
Old May 8, 2010 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,May 8 2010, 06:22 AM
Unk, why does it still stink after I courtesy flush?
You need to up your fiber intake. Impacted protein that's moving out of your colon after years of detritus is going to stink something fierce.

Either that, or you've been hitting the spicy wings extra hard.
Old May 8, 2010 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,May 8 2010, 09:29 AM
Whats 2 + 2 ?
A question of summation.
Old May 8, 2010 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,May 8 2010, 10:01 AM
Why o why?
Because it can.
Old May 8, 2010 | 03:34 PM
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Unkie, have your ever yourself awake? You know when you go to sleep and you so fierce stench awakens you.
Old May 8, 2010 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,May 8 2010, 03:34 PM
Unkie, have your ever yourself awake? You know when you go to sleep and you so fierce stench awakens you.
Actually, I've woken myself up from both shear fart power (in psi), but also raw stentch/asphyxiation.

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