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Old Jul 21, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jul 21 2009, 10:57 AM
Unkie, how can one feel more safe (even if not actually more safe) while living in a ghetto?
Look like you know what you're doing. Have a purpose when on the street.
Keep a low profile.
Do your pick ups and drop offs in the suburbs; don't actually deal in the 'hood.
Old Jul 21, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Jul 21 2009, 11:03 AM
They have ghettos in Canuckistan?
Yes, but they're very polite while taking your money from you.
Old Jul 21, 2009 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 21 2009, 04:51 PM
Look like you know what you're doing. Have a purpose when on the street.
Keep a low profile.
Do your pick ups and drop offs in the suburbs; don't actually deal in the 'hood.
Deal what? I think you have me confused with someone else!
Old Jul 21, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 21 2009, 04:51 PM
Yes, but they're very polite while taking your money from you.
And apologetic.
Old Jul 21, 2009 | 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jul 21 2009, 06:07 PM
Deal what? I think you have me confused with someone else!
I don't know everything about you.
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 08:46 AM
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he knows everything thats already public knowledge.
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 22 2009, 03:31 AM
I don't know everything about you.
The only thing I deal is cards. (And yes, I realize that's not very funny!)
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by christopherboon,Jul 22 2009, 08:46 AM
he knows everything thats already public knowledge.
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
and when you masturbate. . .
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 10:29 AM
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thats cause hes waiting to watch you masturbate.
Old Jul 22, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 22 2009, 09:26 AM
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
and when you masturbate. . .
at least 4 of those ain't public knowledge

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