Strange, but not surprising.

 

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

 

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

 

It's a bit of anachronism, but fancy buttons were quite the rage when they came out.

So yes, it's to infer that something is as cute, shiny, and well-ornamented as a fancy button.

. . . ignore the fact that button is synonymous with a clitoris as well. . .

 

Funny enough, a friend of mine posed the same question to me on Sunday.

My best guess is that a bunch of cavemen were really loaded (well, probably stoned - I suspect smoking shit came before drinking shit. . . but I digress. . .) and one of the cavemen looked over at his kid suckling his wife and got an idea. . .

After his wife slapped him away, he looked at the cow. . .

 

It's legal to use the handicapped toilet. . . it's illegal to occupy it and render it unusable. . .

 

Hey UnkieT

Since it's been a month or so.. care for an 08 S2k now? .

How's the horn player sitcheeation goin'?

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Shit. Still can't do it yet.

I theoretically still play it, but I'm getting ready to start conducting in September.

 

Unkie when am i gonna get my badge