I don't want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard...

 

This is about the time where I divorce a supermodel, and wreck my Harley on Sunrise Highway because I'm drunk off my ass.

 

is the 8 ball i had gonna kill me?

 

UnkieT

I have no ideas for a halloween costume, help

 

Kill? No. However, give yourself a day and a half to come down and flush out. . . or else you're gonna go through another Ocho.

 

8d can we be facebook friends?

 

Here's some topical ones:

Go as a member of The Death Panel.
Go as a The Public Option.
There's always the classic garbage bag (filled with litter, and you).
Drag Queen.
Richard Simmons is an easy one to put together (as if anyone remembers him).

Honestly, I'm not terribly creative with those sorts of things. . .

 

No. I hate to break it to you, I'm not that interesting.

 

whats the word how shitty should i get tonight?

 

It's not an issue of, "how," but rather, "to what new depraved depth shall I discover this evening?"

BTW, here's my newest cocktail du-jour:

1 part Vodka (Tito's is my clutch)
2 parts Energy Beverage (Monster Lo-Carb for me)
Stroh Jaegertee

Mix Vodka and Monster as you would a Raging Bull; float the Jaegertee on top.

Good luck.