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Old Mar 5, 2009 | 01:49 PM
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You're a ?
Old Mar 5, 2009 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 5 2009, 02:28 PM


Purdy isn't in Purdy. . . it's in Portland !!!!!
the link wuz proving yur 1/2 rite that der not from Purdy WA
Old Mar 5, 2009 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Mar 5 2009, 02:49 PM
You're a ?
No. You are. . . apparently.
Old Mar 5, 2009 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Mar 5 2009, 03:01 PM
the link wuz proving yur 1/2 rite that der not from Purdy WA
You're holding up 17 handbags.

. . . and there are at least 9 cases in the armoire.
Old Mar 5, 2009 | 02:19 PM
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8D

Have you ever used a cigar as a sex toy?
Old Mar 5, 2009 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 5 2009, 03:19 PM
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Have you ever used a cigar as a sex toy?
Not yet. I'm still trying to get this one chick into strange violations. . . she seems keen on food play, so we'll start there.

Plus, I have no inclination to smoking inside my house.
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8D,


"pearl necklace" or "spiderman" for the 3rd date?
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 5 2009, 03:45 PM
8D,


"pearl necklace" or "spiderman" for the 3rd date?
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8D,

You are starving and near death....Who would you eat first in a time of unprecedent crisis.....your family pet (if you have a pet) or your most hated immediate relative (brother, sister, mother, father.....or father/father or mother/mother....you live in Cali so I dunno )
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 5 2009, 06:21 PM
8D,

You are starving and near death....Who would you eat first in a time of unprecedent crisis.....your family pet (if you have a pet) or your most hated immediate relative (brother, sister, mother, father.....or father/father or mother/mother....you live in Cali so I dunno )
I don't have a pet.

Punch gramma in the throat and go to town.



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