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8D,
You are on a plane next a rather large woman...say pushing the 220-250 lb range. You are thankfully in the aisle seat so you can stretch out and not feel trapped. Said fat woman is horny after having a few drinks and snorting some blow in the bathroom. You are asleep and cozy in your courtesy blanket, as its a long flight to Japan. Said fat woman unzips your trousers and starts giving you a hand job...waking you up obviously....what is your reaction and what do you do?
You are on a plane next a rather large woman...say pushing the 220-250 lb range. You are thankfully in the aisle seat so you can stretch out and not feel trapped. Said fat woman is horny after having a few drinks and snorting some blow in the bathroom. You are asleep and cozy in your courtesy blanket, as its a long flight to Japan. Said fat woman unzips your trousers and starts giving you a hand job...waking you up obviously....what is your reaction and what do you do?
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 5 2009, 10:53 PM
8D,
You are on a plane next a rather large woman...say pushing the 220-250 lb range. You are thankfully in the aisle seat so you can stretch out and not feel trapped. Said fat woman is horny after having a few drinks and snorting some blow in the bathroom. You are asleep and cozy in your courtesy blanket, as its a long flight to Japan. Said fat woman unzips your trousers and starts giving you a hand job...waking you up obviously....what is your reaction and what do you do?
You are on a plane next a rather large woman...say pushing the 220-250 lb range. You are thankfully in the aisle seat so you can stretch out and not feel trapped. Said fat woman is horny after having a few drinks and snorting some blow in the bathroom. You are asleep and cozy in your courtesy blanket, as its a long flight to Japan. Said fat woman unzips your trousers and starts giving you a hand job...waking you up obviously....what is your reaction and what do you do?
First off, if she's as obese as you're wanting to paint her, and has enough juice to get actually get to Japan (read: she's either smart enough, or she's got that BLIND a sugardaddy), she can pretty much do whatever suits her.
Being overweight is not as egregious a turn-off for me as it is for some other folks. Given what potential lies behind said coke-and-oreo-cookie'd-ticking-time-bomb-for-diabetes, I'd tell her to swallow it all or it's going in her eye. . .
. . . simple reason being. . . no
, no worries.. . . It's all business.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 6 2009, 02:21 AM
What the fuck is this? Scruples?
First off, if she's as obese as you're wanting to paint her, and has enough juice to get actually get to Japan (read: she's either smart enough, or she's got that BLIND a sugardaddy), she can pretty much do whatever suits her.
Being overweight is not as egregious a turn-off for me as it is for some other folks. Given what potential lies behind said coke-and-oreo-cookie'd-ticking-time-bomb-for-diabetes, I'd tell her to swallow it all or it's going in her eye. . .
. . . simple reason being. . . no , no worries.
. . . It's all business.
First off, if she's as obese as you're wanting to paint her, and has enough juice to get actually get to Japan (read: she's either smart enough, or she's got that BLIND a sugardaddy), she can pretty much do whatever suits her.
Being overweight is not as egregious a turn-off for me as it is for some other folks. Given what potential lies behind said coke-and-oreo-cookie'd-ticking-time-bomb-for-diabetes, I'd tell her to swallow it all or it's going in her eye. . .
. . . simple reason being. . . no
, no worries.. . . It's all business.
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Mar 6 2009, 12:22 AM
This thread is not "Ask Unkie Mikie" however the answer lies to the left.
