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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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Old Jan 21, 2009 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 21 2009, 02:32 PM
hehe, some girl came in the office trying to sell passes to a day spa/massage place

dare I ask about happy endings?
I wouldn't advise it.

I'd open up with, "this doesn't look like the kind of massage places I go to."

Then follow that up with a quick, "Oh. . . OH! nevermind. . . "
Old Jan 21, 2009 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 21 2009, 02:33 PM
Another co-worker kicked her out!
Too much competition.
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:12 AM
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Truncle,

What is the best way to tell a girl she needs to brush her teeth and take a shower?
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:34 AM
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bleccch, if ya need to tell them it ain't gonna work, but I'm sure UT has some pith solution.


I have several new avis, but I'm having a hard time choosing. What best articulates my message of hope and world peace?
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:36 AM
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bums FTL!
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw' date='Jan 22 2009, 08:12 AM
Truncle,

What is the best way to tell a girl she needs to brush her teeth and take a shower?
Get her drunk on vodka to wash out her mouth, then run back to her place under the auspice of porking her, only to throw her in the shower.

If she's put together after that, tap it.
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ' date='Jan 22 2009, 08:34 AM
I have several new avis, but I'm having a hard time choosing. What best articulates my message of hope and world peace?
Swanson Frozen Dinners
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:47 AM
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Alergic to alcohol...
Old Jan 22, 2009 | 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk' date='Jan 22 2009, 08:46 AM
Swanson Frozen Dinners
too cliche



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