It gets jalapeno (all up in your) business.

No, they're too busy suffering from the anxiety of driving an English car with the steering wheel on the wrong side, made out of German parts.

No. Blame your handbags; they're the cause of all this.

 

& I made it on time

 

how come seeing SPIDEY drop down from his web is fun butt when I see a REAL spider do it it creeps me out and makes me itch?

 

8D, do I bring/wear my Devils jersey (or hat) to the game, even though:

A) The Devils are terrible and I only hope they don't lose every game so that Bettman doesn't get to gloat over denying the Devils the #1 overall pick 2 years after secretly telling Lou Lamoriello he can't throw away the #29 pick.

B) I really want the Guppies to finally actually win something.

C) I've been that guy before.

 

 

A - while a sound and rational argument, Silicon Valley loses all of its brains during a Sharts game. Wear your Guppies jersey

B - I smell President's Trophy

C - Don't be that guy yet. . . that's what Teske's is for. . .

 

Unkie, help a clueless sistah out: is the Glencairn whisky glass the preferred option?

 

If amongst whisky drinkers, absolutely.
If amongst whiskey drinkers, it'll do.
If you just want to have a well-stocked home, tumblers will suffice.

 

I has no Guppies jersey.

 

F- psssst go to the counter on entry & pick one up [ expects Eeyore 2 say NO their not worth the $$$ )

& get mom a souvie too while your there