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Granted, that^ says, "most," and not, "all." But it should still answer the question.

Even then, somebody got somewhat smart:

 

I've usually gotten the cheap ones, so. . . . uhhhhh. . . .

. . . I'll just guess that many towels are the same, so you need a differentiator in the marketplace. Also, probably lets you hang them on a hook easier.

 

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Been to a Togo's lately?

 

Oddly, no. Last "quick sandwich" I had was an Ike's.

 

We have them down here, they now have a Baskin Robins in them


Do the BA ones have that?

 

How do Vampires shave if they can’t see their images in a mirror?

 

How come eggs don’t taste like chicken or chicken tastes like eggs?

 

The old ones don't. If you go out of Santa Clara, Alameda, San Mateo Counties. . . then maybe.

 

As they are usually very old, they've amassed enough wealth (or collecting SSI) to have someone come in a shave them.

The issue is, this creates a cadre of vampire caretakers.