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Old Jun 12, 2022 | 02:31 PM
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:feel like I shouldn't leave without depositing a cheesy Joke:

I'll go eat a Popsicle and then I'll have one
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Old Jun 12, 2022 | 02:49 PM
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What do you get when you cross a Sheep & a Porcupine?
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Old Jun 12, 2022 | 02:57 PM
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we need a lil HI HAT Gif in here
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Old Jun 12, 2022 | 10:29 PM
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A Penguin is driving his Cadillac on I10 in the desert just past Palm Springs, the AC blasting and the stereo on loud. He's feeling pretty good. He notices that the check engine light is on. He parks and gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the bottom of the motor. He drives to a Shell station in Palm Desert, stops, and drops off the car off,. The mechanic says "Gimme about an hour." The penguin goes for a walk across the street and into a supermarket. He climbs into the dairy case. He's a penguin, right?. He sees vanilla ice cream. He loves vanilla ice cream and scarfs down a whole gallon, making a real mess all down the front of himself. He looks at his watch, hops out of the dairy case, walks back to the gas station, and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks at him and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 11:01 AM
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I interrupt this lame joke tread to show RB a few 's I snapped for him yesterday while in LB



when we were walking along the Walk of Fame I looked down and realized I had just STEPPED on Will then we saw Helio next
don't think you've ever seen that since its on the street thats on the course we had walked it with Jack that year he came.
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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 11:03 AM
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Pine St
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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 11:11 AM
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As I told you yesterday SO different seeing the roads - the fences & baracades we got as to the route



we drove over the START / FINISH _________ but no where to pull over so no
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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 11:14 AM
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Hey George I found out the other day that the guy who drove the very first Corvette off the assembly line had a house here in Bondville and is buried in the cemetary here in town.
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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 11:29 AM
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3 moles are walking down a tunnel.

1st mole says ‘I smell sugar’
2nd mole says ‘ I smell cinnamon’
3rd mole says ‘I smell molasses’







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Old Jun 21, 2022 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom
I interrupt this lame joke tread to show RB a few 's I snapped for him yesterday while in LB



when we were walking along the Walk of Fame I looked down and realized I had just STEPPED on Will then we saw Helio next
don't think you've ever seen that since its on the street thats on the course we had walked it with Jack that year he came.
Yea, Helio!
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