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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:16 PM
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nice...

i got sent to alternative school for the better part of ninth grade, and half of tenth grade (i got out early for good behavior), because i smashed some kid's head into the computer screen. he deserved it though. i had just built a 13hp B&S V-twin engine for a kart frame i had designed and built from scratch (in Small Engine Repair), and he was installing plugs with a speed handle. the dumbass didn't hand-start the plugs, cross-threaded them, and stripped my ing heads. ing rat bastard.



then i spent the last 6 weeks of my senior year in high school in ISS (in school suspension) because some jerkoff economics teacher.


grrr
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:18 PM
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...but i've never stabbed anybody with a fork...


i'm so behind!!!
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:20 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
I stabbed a guy in the hand with a fork at breakfast in the mess hall in Air Force basic training.
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:20 PM
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Originally posted by alexf20c
nice...

i got sent to alternative school for the better part of ninth grade, and half of tenth grade (i got out early for good behavior), because i smashed some kid's head into the computer screen. he deserved it though. i had just built a 13hp B&S V-twin engine for a kart frame i had designed and built from scratch (in Small Engine Repair), and he was installing plugs with a speed handle. the dumbass didn't hand-start the plugs, cross-threaded them, and stripped my ing heads. ing rat bastard.
then i spent the last 6 weeks of my senior year in high school in ISS (in school suspension) because some jerkoff economics teacher.
grrr


Ever attended anger management sessions ??????













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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:23 PM
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no, but for some reason everbody says i should



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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:27 PM
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Originally posted by alexf20c
no, but for some reason everbody says i should



I just can't see why they would say that .....
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:28 PM
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I haven't stabbed anybody in the hand....

:leavesthreadlookingforopportunities:
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:34 PM
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Yeah, I left four perfect, bleeding holes in the top of the guy's hand. One was spurtung blood. I think I hit a vein. He wrapped a cloth napkin around it and ran out of the mess hall. I never saw it again. Everybody else at the table shook my hand. Anger management hadn't been invented back then.
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:37 PM
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Anger management when I was at school consisted of the teacher hitting you harder than you had hit the other kid .... that tended to stop you hitting other kids quite so much ...
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 03:38 PM
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R B I think you need to go to Camerons and CHILL with da Shrimp for awile!





















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