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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 03:36 PM
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Default Attention everybody: I am not dead.

I've just been really busy and haven't had time to post.

Here's one for you oldtimers:

1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's survivors!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took
hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down

the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the

bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no

99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell

phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat

rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no

lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't
had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 03:56 PM
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I recognized all that stuff. We kept our milk on the window sill and it wasn't homogenized either. Where I lived we only got one TV station, and it was fuzzy. I used to listen to the radio at night, listened to WBZ in Boston to the Celtics games, all of them. That was here in Michigan. I remember listening to shows on the radio, like "Have Gun, Will Travel". We used to climb the cliffs behind the base housing in Sergeant's Bluff, Iowa, with no safety gear, we were all 11-13 years old. We just plain had fun!
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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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Welcome back.


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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 04:57 PM
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YIPPIE my RB is not dead

welcome back Bud
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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 04:58 PM
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who brought this old foogy back??
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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 05:04 PM
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Was he gone?



Good to see you back in rare form, George.
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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 06:58 PM
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This is horrible news. Just horrible.

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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 07:21 PM
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hmmm....
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 02:06 AM
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Foogy?
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Old Jun 10, 2005 | 02:46 AM
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I'm not dead either.
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