6:45am, FMB's, Stripper heels, and open toed shoes lovin'

 

Great to see the youth of today still have such vivid imagination

 

1:28 pm, 've been up about 45 minutes. My head is pounding and at I can say . . . . .

I totally embarrassed myself lastnight!

Man the hits just keep on coming.

Dave, why aren't you on the 7th tee right about now??

 

What happened?

 

Superman or not, stop wearing the spandex!

 

 

I had to work.

And tomorrow is shot because of Hurricane Jeanne.


I may take Tuesday off

 

You know Jeff . . . . the usual girl stuff.

There is an extremely hot waitress at the bar that dave and I go to. Well I have been looking at her for weeks (I guess months). Anyway, a few other people at this establishment found out I thought she was really beautiful and sweet. I was talking with the owner and bartender one night when that came out.

Anyway, so we go there last night and the place is packed. She has like 12 tables all spread out. Of course we sit in her section. Probably not smart. Secondly, although every time we've been in there dave says she always looks at us and checks us out quite a bit -- tonight she is absolutely distant. I decide to write it off and just drink . . . . a lot. Then some more drinking. Anyway, after I close my credit card tab we order one more round and I said I would pay cash for it. Signed the credit card receipt with a very good tip and a note to her. dave and another friend of ours decide to go to the car and give me one more chance to talk to her. So they leave. She comes back one more time to the tabe and is much nicer now but still busy. Anyway, I decide it is a lost cause and get ready to leave. Unfortunately I never left the cash for the last round. So just as I am out the door headed to the car she comes out and calls me. I'm thinking "hmmmm, this might not be bad." Well until she mentions that I didn't pay for the last round.

How much more humiliated could I be?? Well, I apologize profusely, hand her the cash with about a 200% tip and turn for the car. Then she says she can't take all that and wants to give me change. I fell humiliated enough already. dave pulls up and we tear out of their like special forces guys picking up one of their wounded.

I could have died!!! In fact I would have rather been hit by a car walking across the street instead of having to turn and face her. Oh well, at least when I burn a bridge, I burn that mother er to the ground with no ashes left

 

But they show off my Super buns, the best!

 

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