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Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 25 2004, 05:56 PM
This girl is simply beautiful, but in a very girl next door kinda way. I think she bears a striking resemblance to Elizabeth Shue. Just very natural and soo sexy.
Just remember that no matter how attractive you find her, she is just another human being. She probably doesn't even see herself like that (hopefully). I bet when you talk to her, she'll be a bit embarassed by it.
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:02 PM
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dave gets home about 10:00. Maybe we'll head up there for a primer before watching F1 tonight.

Or should I let this thing sit for another day?

Oh, and NP, I didn't say anything like that. But I did sign the note with my pseudonym. Mike Oxlong

In all seriousness I should have left my number, but didn't.
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:06 PM
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Robbie--go back tonight. At the very least, you & her will laugh about your note on the receipt.

You have a golden chance here-don't waste it.

If I were you, I'd go up there before your friend Dave gets there and talk to her one on one.
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:08 PM
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Hmmm, well alrighty then. I guess it is time for me to take a break and go see this angel!
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 25 2004, 06:02 PM
dave gets home about 10:00. Maybe we'll head up there for a primer before watching F1 tonight.

Or should I let this thing sit for another day?

Oh, and NP, I didn't say anything like that. But I did sign the note with my pseudonym. Mike Oxlong

In all seriousness I should have left my number, but didn't.
I would say not to rush back the next night. You risk overwhelming her especailly since it is while she is working. She is trying to earn a living, right?

If you do go back tonight, maybe don't stay so long. Maybe be honest about feeling embarassed last night but let her know you're interested. Then be cool.
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:11 PM
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Damn penguin and his advice.


He is right--don't stay long, have a beer or 2, but do talk to her about the other other night.
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Sep 25 2004, 03:32 PM
You know Jeff . . . . the usual girl stuff.

There is an extremely hot waitress at the bar that dave and I go to. Well I have been looking at her for weeks (I guess months). Anyway, a few other people at this establishment found out I thought she was really beautiful and sweet. I was talking with the owner and bartender one night when that came out.

Anyway, so we go there last night and the place is packed. She has like 12 tables all spread out. Of course we sit in her section. Probably not smart. Secondly, although every time we've been in there dave says she always looks at us and checks us out quite a bit -- tonight she is absolutely distant. I decide to write it off and just drink . . . . a lot. Then some more drinking. Anyway, after I close my credit card tab we order one more round and I said I would pay cash for it. Signed the credit card receipt with a very good tip and a note to her. dave and another friend of ours decide to go to the car and give me one more chance to talk to her. So they leave. She comes back one more time to the tabe and is much nicer now but still busy. Anyway, I decide it is a lost cause and get ready to leave. Unfortunately I never left the cash for the last round. So just as I am out the door headed to the car she comes out and calls me. I'm thinking "hmmmm, this might not be bad." Well until she mentions that I didn't pay for the last round.

How much more humiliated could I be?? Well, I apologize profusely, hand her the cash with about a 200% tip and turn for the car. Then she says she can't take all that and wants to give me change. I fell humiliated enough already. dave pulls up and we tear out of their like special forces guys picking up one of their wounded.

I could have died!!! In fact I would have rather been hit by a car walking across the street instead of having to turn and face her. Oh well, at least when I burn a bridge, I burn that mother er to the ground with no ashes left
I gotta agree with Dave and Penguin... this doesn't sound that bad. As long as the note was sincere and not uber-cheesy, she'll remember you quite well. And the fact that you tried to tip her generously after focking up will stick, as well. She definitely won't forget you as just another drunk asshole, which is as good a start as you can get with a waitiress at a bar.

Get some!
Old Sep 25, 2004 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Sep 25 2004, 09:55 PM
I gotta agree with Dave and Penguin... this doesn't sound that bad. As long as the note was sincere and not uber-cheesy, she'll remember you quite well. And the fact that you tried to tip her generously after focking up will stick, as well. She definitely won't forget you as just another drunk asshole, which is as good a start as you can get with a waitiress at a bar.

Get some!
I'm amazed that WSB agrees with me.


Old Sep 25, 2004 | 07:13 PM
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If she offers the money back again WHEN you talk to her tell her its to take her out to dinner
Old Sep 26, 2004 | 09:47 AM
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My 6000th post!!!!!! wOOt, wOOt.

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