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A man walks into his bedroom where his wife has just laid down to go to sleep. He has a sheep under one arm.
"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.
The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."
The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.
The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."
The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Mar 24 2008, 06:27 PM
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife has just laid down to go to sleep. He has a sheep under one arm.
"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.
The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."
The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.
The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."
The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."











