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Old 03-24-2008, 12:11 PM
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Default Attn James: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper 100 yards away.
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... 'cause otherwise they'd be nekkid?
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A+no matter what WSB says!

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A man walks into his bedroom where his wife has just laid down to go to sleep. He has a sheep under one arm.

"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.

The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."

The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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Just saw a DUDE in a kilt Saturday
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Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Mar 24 2008, 06:27 PM
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife has just laid down to go to sleep. He has a sheep under one arm.

"Honey, I want you to know this is the pig I've been having sex with everytime you have a headache," the man says.

The wife replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find thats a sheep."

The man replies, "Dear, if you'd turn on the lights, you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 24 2008, 04:11 PM
Sheep can hear a zipper 100 yards away.
Old 03-25-2008, 06:14 AM
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truth.

ez access baby.


you see with only a skirt and no underwear it's easy to pull their pee pees out.



























Otherwise the sheep run away too quickly.


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