I wuz thinkin' of U da otha day mom. I was at this party, and they were watching "Sahara," and the one girly-girl would MUTE the sound when Matt McConaughey would talk. . . I was like with the muting? Girly-girls said "He's SEXYYYYYYY, so long as he doesn't open his mouth."

 

silly gurl
glad it made ya tink a Mom

 

Well, all the girls were also shouting "Zahn!" whenever Steve Zahn came into shot, so

 

Mo naked hoes.

 

They were cute Jefe, but they were singers, so they had a few pounds on each hoof.

 

Angus even his Name Rocks

 

 

My dog's name was Angus. . . I miss that dumbshit sometimes.

 

That dog no hero, that dog a shithead