Oh ya and I do like southern belles. And key lime pie and chess pie, and mud puppies, and bignets, and texarkana, and sweeeeet tea, and you get the picture.

 

OHhhhhhhh I wish I was in the land of cotton. . . wait, that's a Yankee song. . . nevermind.

 

Burn away, burn away, burn away dixie music

 

Don't get me wrong... I am not blind to the idiots down here. I've been unfortunate enough to meet representatives of the idiot culture in every region of this great land. You have the guidos of the North East, the rednecks of the South, The 'Heartland' folks in the middle, the self-important folks of SoCal and the Hippies in the PacNW. Everywhere you go there is an idiot waiting to demonstrate his/her ability to defy common sense.

 

Stupidity, by it's very nature, knows no boundaries. Therefore, the dumbest question anyone can ask is, "How stupid is this thing gonna get?"

 

what's the answer?

 

 

Sammiches.

 

I don't get it.

 

Don't worry about it. Everything will become clearer in a few posts. . .