Attn: Raj......a question for you
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 1 2008, 11:21 AM
1. My neighbor would shoot him then ask questions.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 1 2008, 11:21 AM
1. My neighbor would shoot him then ask questions.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
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From: stuffed in a box
Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 1 2008, 07:21 AM
1. My neighbor would shoot him then ask questions.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
2. My wife would catch him and make him penetrate himself with a broomstick.
3. My dog would chew him to pieces.
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From: SJC
Sorry Wack, my conundrum with #2 is whether or not Mrs. Raj would use a perfectly good broomhandle for that work.
That said:
Ingredients:
Long fuses
firecrackers
1 Can of Monster Lo-Carb (emptied)
1 oz. KY Jelly or other personal lubricant
1 Latex glove
restraints
cigarette lighter or matches
1. Restrain GNN
2. Put Latex glove on (to yourself!)
3. lubricate GNN's nether regions
4. attach long fuses to firecrakers.
5. Carefully insert chain of firecrackers with the long fuse facing out of the opening of emptied Monster Lo-Carb can. Please be mindful of the caffeine shakes, as you've just had a Monster Lo-Carb Energy Beverage.
6. Insert can into lubricated orifice.
7. Light fuse.
8. Step back about 15 ft. or so.
9. Enjoy.
That said:
Ingredients:
Long fuses
firecrackers
1 Can of Monster Lo-Carb (emptied)
1 oz. KY Jelly or other personal lubricant
1 Latex glove
restraints
cigarette lighter or matches
1. Restrain GNN
2. Put Latex glove on (to yourself!)
3. lubricate GNN's nether regions
4. attach long fuses to firecrakers.
5. Carefully insert chain of firecrackers with the long fuse facing out of the opening of emptied Monster Lo-Carb can. Please be mindful of the caffeine shakes, as you've just had a Monster Lo-Carb Energy Beverage.
6. Insert can into lubricated orifice.
7. Light fuse.
8. Step back about 15 ft. or so.
9. Enjoy.