Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson tractor. Buttocks clenched, Ole performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender and then the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers. Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.

"What on earth are you doin'?" says Sven as he abruptly swings open the door.

"Jeezus, Sven, ye frightened the livin' bejasus out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Ole, "but me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

 

 

Wow talk about plowing the back forty.

 

 

 

 

 

Thrusting with authority!