The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Attn: Unkie Trunkie

Thread Tools
 
Old Jan 23, 2014 | 12:00 PM
  #1  
The Raptor's Avatar
Thread Starter
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,370
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default Attn: Unkie Trunkie

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
Reply
Old Jan 23, 2014 | 03:05 PM
  #2  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,425
Likes: 1,648
From: SJC
Default

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Reply
Old Jan 24, 2014 | 08:07 AM
  #3  
The Raptor's Avatar
Thread Starter
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,370
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough


It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
Reply
Old Jan 24, 2014 | 09:19 AM
  #4  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,425
Likes: 1,648
From: SJC
Default

I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
Reply
Old Jan 24, 2014 | 09:30 AM
  #5  
The Raptor's Avatar
Thread Starter
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,370
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

nd then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
Sing a boop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom

Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
I like short shorts
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)
Reply
Old Jan 24, 2014 | 09:36 AM
  #6  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,425
Likes: 1,648
From: SJC
Default

And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head












































































. . . Tequila
http://youtu.be/DL1ZH0Ke92A
Reply
Old Jan 24, 2014 | 09:41 AM
  #7  
The Raptor's Avatar
Thread Starter
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,370
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yxhAZhmY9g
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
The Raptor
The Corner
27
Apr 3, 2019 02:35 AM
s2ko
The Corner
1
Sep 14, 2017 09:29 AM
The Raptor
The Corner
1
Apr 30, 2013 11:35 AM
Yunisden R
Off-topic Talk
0
Sep 15, 2006 07:26 AM
MyEeek
Off-topic Talk
2
Oct 9, 2002 12:22 PM




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:04 PM.