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Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
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Old 02-16-2019, 10:27 PM
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And papa said to mama, as he passed around the blackeyed peas
Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits, please
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There's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow
And mama said it was shame about Billy Joe, anyhow
Old 02-17-2019, 07:07 PM
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Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge
And now Billy Joe MacAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
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And brother said he recollected when he, and Tom, and Billie Joe
Put a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture show
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And wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday night?
I'll have another piece-a apple pie; you know, it don't seem right
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I saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw Ridge
And now ya tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge
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And mama said to me, child, what's happened to your appetite?
I've been cookin' all morning, and you haven't touched a single bite
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That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today
Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday, oh, by the way


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