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Old Feb 13, 2015 | 04:32 PM
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Oh we came on the ship called the Mayflower.
We come on the ship that sailed the moon.
We come at this age's most uncertain hour.
And we sing an American tune.
Old Feb 14, 2015 | 03:00 AM
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Oh, it’s all right, it’s all right
It’s all right, it’s all right
You can’t be forever blessed
Still, tomorrow’s going to be another working day
And I’m trying to get some rest
That’s all I’m trying to get some rest
Old Feb 14, 2015 | 08:20 PM
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I was shopping for a suit the other day
And walked into the department store
I stepped on the elevator and told the girl
"Dry goods floor"
Old Feb 15, 2015 | 07:10 AM
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When I got off I saw a salesman was coming to me
He said "Now, what can I do for you"
I said "Well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes
Like you're supposed to"
Old Feb 15, 2015 | 07:32 AM
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He said, "Well, sure, come on in buddy
Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf"
He said "Pick yourself out one
Try it on, stand in the mirror and dig yourself"
Old Feb 16, 2015 | 05:54 AM
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Ohhhhhh...That suit's pure herringbone
Ohhhhhh...Yeah, that's a suit I'd like to own
Ohhhhhh...Buddy, that suit is you
Ohhhhhh...Yeah, I believe it too
Old Feb 16, 2015 | 11:09 AM
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I see for the business man you feature the natural shoulder
That retail, wholesale indeed
It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short
He said "And I'm gonna let you have at a steal"
Old Feb 16, 2015 | 11:54 AM
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And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed
With the cut-away flap over twice
It's a box-back, two button western model
He said, "Now ain't that nice"
Old Feb 17, 2015 | 01:58 PM
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Ohhhhhh...Them buttons are solid gold
Ohhhhhh...You made a deal, sold
Ohhhhhh...That collar's pure camel hair
Ohhhhhh...Well, you can just set it down right in that chair
Old Feb 17, 2015 | 03:27 PM
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Now you go back there and you get that paper and let me sign on the dotted line
And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time
Hey wait a minute buddy, let me go back there and do a little checking on you
Then the man come back, he said "I'm sorry my man but your credit didn't go through"
Why, what you mean



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