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Old Apr 27, 2015 | 12:06 PM
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The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Old Apr 28, 2015 | 08:17 AM
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I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
Old Apr 28, 2015 | 10:25 AM
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He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Old Apr 28, 2015 | 01:13 PM
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My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
Old Apr 28, 2015 | 02:16 PM
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When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Old Apr 29, 2015 | 07:19 AM
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Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
Old Apr 29, 2015 | 01:47 PM
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The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
Old Apr 30, 2015 | 02:47 AM
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Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
Old Apr 30, 2015 | 08:44 AM
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The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outta second gear?"
Old Apr 30, 2015 | 09:23 AM
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Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?



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