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Old Jun 8, 2015 | 02:27 PM
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Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar
Just as steady as Gibraltar
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 07:15 AM
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Why, the groom has got the ring
And it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 10:29 AM
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 11:49 AM
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Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left & right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost overnight?
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 12:23 PM
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Now the nation rise is one
To send their only son
Up to the White House
Yes, the nation's only White House
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 02:39 PM
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To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
They pawn the burning question
What has swept this continent
Old Jun 9, 2015 | 04:20 PM
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If tin whistles are made of tin
What do they make fog horns out of
Boom, boom
Old Jun 10, 2015 | 04:32 AM
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Old Jun 10, 2015 | 01:12 PM
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Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
Old Jun 10, 2015 | 02:26 PM
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On the bedpost overnight
Hello there, I love you and the one who holds you tight
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night





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