We've been to ghost towns, steam parks, wax museums
And a place where you can drive through the middle of a tree
Seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches
But there's still one thing we've gotta see

 

Well, we crossed the state line about 6: 39
And we saw the sign that said, "Twine Ball Exit - fifty miles."
The kids were so happy, they started singing
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the 27th time that day

 

So we pulled off the road at the last chance gas station
Got a few more pickled weiners and a diet chocolate soda
On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

 

… Finally at 7: 37 early Wednesday evening, as the sun was setting in the Minnesota sky
Out in the distance, on the horizon it appeared to me
Like a vision before my unbelieving eyes
We parked the car and walked with awe-filled reverence toward that glorious huge, majestic sphere
I was just so overwhelmed by its sheer immensity, I had to pop myself a beer

 

Yes on these hallowed grounds, open 10 to 8 on weekdays
In a little shrine under a makeshift pagoda
There sits the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
I tell you, it's the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota