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Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Aug 6 2004, 09:19 AM
What kind of dog?
In terms you are familiar with...an Alsatian.



that's a German Shepherd to the rest of you...
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 6 2004, 09:18 AM
I am still forging ahead...I cant wait to gang up on mommy with the kids with spitballs
AHA!! I know how you can get pics without seeming nefarious or seedy!

You bring your kid to the store. Women have a connection with kids (or like to), so you teach your child to follow them around the store acting cute. When the cute young women starts talking to your kid you act as if your child's behavior is adorable and unexpected and ask if you can take a pic of them with your kid.

Bingo...PIC!!

Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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I know what a German Shepherd is
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Aug 6 2004, 12:40 PM
AHA!! I know how you can get pics without seeming nefarious or seedy!

You bring your kid to the store. Women have a connection with kids (or like to), so you teach your child to follow them around the store acting cute. When the cute young women starts talking to your kid you act as if your child's behavior is adorable and unexpected and ask if you can take a pic of them with your kid.

Bingo...PIC!!

Perfect..sort off.....the hotties are flocking here NOW!!! the is still cooking for 3 more months


Will the plan work with my sexy wife and her belly
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Aug 6 2004, 09:42 AM
I know what a German Shepherd is
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:45 AM
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Good plan, but does that give us an immediate solution to the problem?
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:46 AM
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In fact I think honesty is the best policy here Mike.

You just got to tell her that Brant needs a picture
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 6 2004, 09:44 AM
Perfect..sort off.....the hotties are flocking here NOW!!! the is still cooking for 3 more months


Will the plan work with my sexy wife and her belly
Well, it's a good plan for the future at least...

Ummm...somehow I think the wife part of the equation may not quite work as well...
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Aug 6 2004, 09:45 AM
Good plan, but does that give us an immediate solution to the problem?
You mean to tell me that the short term thinking of the typical American is rubbing off on the Brits now...??

I'm thinking big picture right now...I'll work on the immediate problem in a moment...
Old Aug 6, 2004 | 08:58 AM
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The moment is not eternal, that's my main concern,



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