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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Oct 13 2004, 01:01 AM
no kidding.. i never really find myself wanting a husband or BF or anything.. cuz i'm pretty happy with my life.. but tonight i really wished i had a guy to protect me... that feeling of security is worth everything to me...
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:20 AM
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:27 AM
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i need pillow time
Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:39 AM
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Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:43 AM
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time to search for a slumpbuster











Old Oct 13, 2004 | 05:53 AM
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Oh geez ..................
Old Oct 13, 2004 | 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Mocky57,Oct 13 2004, 08:43 AM
time to search for a slopbucket











there.. i understand that now...
Old Oct 13, 2004 | 06:13 AM
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bahahahaha...


Old Oct 13, 2004 | 06:44 AM
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<<<<First happily married checking in on the page
Old Oct 13, 2004 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Oct 13 2004, 12:40 AM
hmm day in bachelorette life:

so i head out to the driving range to hit some golf balls... i pull into the parking lot and some weird old guy pulls up next to me in his hoopty pick up truck.. starts chatting wtih me about my car.. i think nothing of it.. adn start to walk away.. he calls after me and asks my name.. i reply for fear of being rude.. he starts asking how good i am.. i state i am a beginner.. he gives me tips.. i say thank you and walk away.. i'm starting to get weirded out at this point... i shrug it off and get myself set up on the top deck of the range...
15 minutes later... grandpa over here decides to take a walk around the range in search of me... he finds me.. gets up in my face standing less than a foot away from me... like woah buddy you need to back the hell up...

him: "hey i was wondering, would you like to go play golf with me some time?"
me: (pretty pissed off at this point): "No, my boyfriend is an avid golfer, and if i ever wanted to go, i'd go with him"
him: "well, umm... i just meant if you'd like to play sometime."
me: (thinking to myself: yeah right weirdo).
so he continues to stand there and talk to me about golf.. and how i should get a trainer... i inform him that i had a trainer for six months already.. and i'm fine. i start to ignore him and continue hitting golf balls until he finally gets a clue and goes away...


scary to say the least.. so i had one of the staff at the driving range walk me to my car after i finished practicing...

so yeah.. that was my bachelorette day..
That sucks! Didn't the same thing happen to Mary in "There's Something About Mary(ann)"? I swear there are too many similarities between you two.

The other day my friend had a party and this old woman was there... she kept trying to corner me and shamlessly hitting on me.



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