Not to call attention but you forgot your body is covered in blubber

 

"mmm...blubber"

 

The topic was smiles. :sheesh:

 

hmm day in bachelorette life:

so i head out to the driving range to hit some golf balls... i pull into the parking lot and some weird old guy pulls up next to me in his hoopty pick up truck.. starts chatting wtih me about my car.. i think nothing of it.. adn start to walk away.. he calls after me and asks my name.. i reply for fear of being rude.. he starts asking how good i am.. i state i am a beginner.. he gives me tips.. i say thank you and walk away.. i'm starting to get weirded out at this point... i shrug it off and get myself set up on the top deck of the range...
15 minutes later... grandpa over here decides to take a walk around the range in search of me... he finds me.. gets up in my face standing less than a foot away from me... like woah buddy you need to back the hell up...

him: "hey i was wondering, would you like to go play golf with me some time?"
me: (pretty pissed off at this point): "No, my boyfriend is an avid golfer, and if i ever wanted to go, i'd go with him"
him: "well, umm... i just meant if you'd like to play sometime."
me: (thinking to myself: yeah right weirdo).
so he continues to stand there and talk to me about golf.. and how i should get a trainer... i inform him that i had a trainer for six months already.. and i'm fine. i start to ignore him and continue hitting golf balls until he finally gets a clue and goes away...


scary to say the least.. so i had one of the staff at the driving range walk me to my car after i finished practicing...

so yeah.. that was my bachelorette day..

 

girls should not ever be scared by guys like that

 

I swear it wasnt me!

 

no kidding.. i never really find myself wanting a husband or BF or anything.. cuz i'm pretty happy with my life.. but tonight i really wished i had a guy to protect me... that feeling of security is worth everything to me...