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Jan 20, 2005 | 07:16 AM

#501

WestSideBilly

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Bachelor

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:16 AM

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ACLR8

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Yeah but how do you know if a girl is hefty or really fat?

The bitch is fat when her senior pictures had to be aerial views

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:16 AM

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BFAmazon35

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I think I am making Jake sick this morning.

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:16 AM

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@ Robbie

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:17 AM

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ACLR8

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You know the bitch is fat when she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:17 AM

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zdave87

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ACLR8,Jan 20 2005, 11:16 AM

Yeah but how do you know if a girl is hefty or really fat?

The bitch is fat when her senior pictures had to be aerial views

Or she takes up 2 side by side pictures.

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Jan 20 2005, 11:06 AM

So that means . . . . . instead of a cool car or fat wallet you can use

You PIMP

that's hilarious

P-I-M-P

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:20 AM

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BFAmazon35

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You know the bitch is fat when you have to butter her hips to get her through the door.

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:27 AM

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zdave87

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You know the bitch is fat when you can't pull up the emergency brake in your S.

Jan 20, 2005 | 07:33 AM

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Dark_Sub_Rosa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BFAmazon35,Jan 20 2005, 10:16 AM

I think I am making Jake sick this morning.

either that..... or the mcdonalds orange juice that tasted like it had vodka in it

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