Bachelor Life V
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From: GONE, PA
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From: Lafayette, LA
Bitch is so fat her belt size is equator.
Bitch is so fat she can sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger out of george washington's nose.
Bitch is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper.
Bitch is so fat she slip-n-slides on the interstate.
Bitch is so fat when she goes outside wearing yellow people start screamin Taxi! Taxi!!
Bitch is so fat she has her own zip code.
Bitch is so fat she can sit on a quarter and squeeze a booger out of george washington's nose.
Bitch is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper.
Bitch is so fat she slip-n-slides on the interstate.
Bitch is so fat when she goes outside wearing yellow people start screamin Taxi! Taxi!!
Bitch is so fat she has her own zip code.
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From: Johnson City
Bitch so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Bitch so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Bitch so fat, she rents shade!
Bitch so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Bitch so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Bitch so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Bitch so fat, she rents shade!
Bitch so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Bitch so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
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From: Johnson City
Bitch so fat she has to wear control top turtlenecks
Bitch so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Bitch so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Bitch so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Bitch so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Bitch so fat when she dances... she makes the band skip
Bitch so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Bitch so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Bitch so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Bitch so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Bitch so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Bitch so fat when she dances... she makes the band skip
Bitch so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.