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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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kev's a little crabby
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr,Sep 5 2006, 07:44 PM
Had a little fun down the shore......
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Sep 5 2006, 03:43 PM
i have a fling coming up at the end of the month.....or i'm just jinxing myself now
Unkie 8D says, "Cover Your Bets."

1. Make sure there's some reason you're going other than her. Otherwise, you stand a very HIGH probability of going straight into the Friends Penalty Box. How, or why, this happens is a bit beyond me (if you're in town on business, you get laid; if you're there to see her, you're a )

2. Work the net, and work the network of friends. Even if you go over to your buddy Sancho's just to play video games and crash on his sofa, at least you have lifeboat to facilitate a quick exit. Ideally, you found some Cougar or college student in the same town (Cougars tend to have cars that run; with which they can pick you up).

2a. Know where the nearby motels are. I recall an evening where I left my hostess (and her *surprise* bf) to head home while I banged a friend-of-a-friend at the mo-mo. Hostess wasn't happy, and yet, there wasn't much she could do.

3. The rest; well, that's just the normal dating dos and don'ts.

Go forth and conquor!!!
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by nakdboardr,Sep 5 2006, 03:44 PM
Had a little fun down the shore......
What play pattern did you use?
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 5 2006, 08:06 PM
(Cougars tend to have cars that run; with which they can pick you up).
holy crap! that is a great quote!!!
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ratbaby,Sep 5 2006, 08:32 PM
holy crap! that is a great quote!!!
You're XXX miles from home; gotta be pragmatic sometimes.
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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well anyways what you said was good advice.
like you said, acting like you are there in town for something else is key. you don't want to seem like you're trying hard or too desperate. its good to be slightly indifferent.
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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One must get in touch with one's "inner jerk."
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:51 PM
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its so true.
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