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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 07:53 AM
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Thumbs down Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 07:56 AM
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momma taught her well i guess
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:59 AM
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:03 AM
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More military guys horning in on my action.
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Dec 20 2006, 08:53 AM
"...she fakes it with Ken."
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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Ken, does it really matter? You kept going on and on about Jem anyway.
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:45 AM
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Yeah, who cares?
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