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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 08:29 PM
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Plus,,, the Title "Shave Down Your Balls", scares me. "Shave your ball-sack" is okay. Shaving down your balls doesn't happen until after your wife eats wedding cake.
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 09:13 PM
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best way to shave your ball-sack. best way to turn your fuzzy kiwi's into hairless plums?
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 09:33 PM
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Why?
Go Ape, beyatch!
You'll think that you're doing her a favor now. She'll demand it all later. It starts with the trim, but then progresses to the vas. She'll have your polished balls now, but later she'll ask for the boys. Been there, done that. And, she took my boys.
I am now officially out of the gene pool, when in fact, SHE should have been removed from the pool. My material was good stuff!

CB
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 09:41 PM
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then no girl would touch you down there. I wouldnt want her pleasure patch to be engulfed with fur. i have an oral fixation on women, i like to go down there. I wouldnt want hairs wrapped around my tongue or stuck on my face when i come back up
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Old Jun 23, 2006 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by SPLNDID,Jun 23 2006, 09:33 PM
Why?
Go Ape, beyatch!
You'll think that you're doing her a favor now. She'll demand it all later. It starts with the trim, but then progresses to the vas. She'll have your polished balls now, but later she'll ask for the boys. Been there, done that. And, she took my boys.
I am now officially out of the gene pool, when in fact, SHE should have been removed from the pool. My material was good stuff!

CB
my g/f has her tubes tied and i do plan to spend my life with her. If I ever decide to have kids we can get that reversed but I dont plan on it right now.
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackNightmare,Jun 23 2006, 09:41 PM
i have an oral fixation on women, i like to go down there. I wouldnt want hairs wrapped around my tongue or stuck on my face when i come back up
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 11:47 AM
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 02:30 PM
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You know what they say. "Trimming the bush(es) makes your tree look bigger.".
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 02:36 PM
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yeah it does...its better when they dont see it at first, then if its the biggest they've had you just put it in there and let them deal with it, lets get right down to business, i'm here to poke her insides lol ill leave it at that....
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PilotKD,Jun 24 2006, 03:30 PM
You know what they say. "Trimming the bush(es) makes your tree look bigger.".
Yeah, but shaved pubes on guys make them look like oversized babies.
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