Or p0rn stars...

 

I'm happy to see this thread back up for discussion, so is my wife.

 

I read that its a good thing to let women shave your area and likewise, all they ask is that u let her practice on your face first, and you practice on her legs or whatever. he he he. It said that it builds trust and in a way turns her on.. yeah? go for it!

 

Best way to shave down your balls is to freeze them then grind to a shine.
Second "best" way is to get married because you'll never see your balls ever again.

 

^^ best way to torture your balls

 

^Best way to torture your balls is to let the Little Woman (LW) eat wedding cake? Yes!

 

lol yeah. thats why i'm not married. i'm 20 and I dont have the urge to get married like some people at 21-23. im more of a 28-30 or never married lol. but yeah whatever i still have time to think on that one.

 

i nair my ass crack and balls with nair rasberry razmataz!

im not joking. it rules.

 

So when are we going to discuss anal bleaching techniques?

 

Now is probably as good a time as any.

Anal bleaching is nothing more than the application of increasingly agressive solutions to one's ass, typically a woman's, in the dire hope that their cornbox will lighten up.

Results will vary wildly.

Prevention is the best offense here. Long before you apply sulphuric acid to your butt region, there are other things to do. For one, eat the right foods. For example, foods rich in beta carotene will stain your ass, so cut them out of your diet. Would you rather be cancer free or have a light rosey scrid? Point made.

Secondly, wipe your ass quickly and carefully, from the inside out. You're taking a shit, girls, not applying moisturizer. Don't rub the stuff into your DNA and pores and you'll avoid the spray painted ass look.

Follow these simple steps and avoid the ass bleachers.